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  • “Half-Life: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES”

    "John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went. John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon. The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys". John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs. "I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said "Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman. "Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster. John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again. John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house. John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece. Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs. When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see. Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed. The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out. John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry. "I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs. to be continued..?"
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Posts Tagged ‘Space’

High-Powered Laser Possibly Powerful Enough to Create a Nuclear Fusion Reaction

Posted by Zedacon on May 22, 2009

When the world’s most powerful laser facility flicks the switch on its first full-scale experiments later this month, a tiny star will be born on Earth.

The National Ignition Facility in California has nearly 200 lasers that, when aimed at a small pellet of hydrogen, should produce enough energy to create a nuclear fusion reaction. This is the same reaction that is found in the formation of stars. While some are looking at the military applications of this for use in new nuclear weaponry and some are looking at the environmental applications of this as an extremely abundant source of energy. But the most interesting fact is that these energies create pressures similar to those on Jupiter, pressures that are high enough that they alter the laws of physics at the epicenter. For instance, at those pressures, hydrogen turns in to a metallic liquid, and hydrocarbons begin to breakdown and separate, the end result being the formation of diamonds. But as this is the same process used to create a star, it is also possible to test other effects, such as those of a supernova.

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Space and Technology Part 2: Progress

Posted by Zedacon on March 5, 2009

What is the chance that alien life exists? Nasa’s latest mission – the Kepler Space Telescope due to launch on Friday night to survey the heavens for Earth-like planets – could soon give us an answer.

Was someone at NASA watching WordPress and my post just happened to be the one he saw? Regardless, at least they are finally taking some action and trying to find life. The biggest complaints against it are that Earth-like life would need Earth-like conditions to survive. They say that, for life to be sustained, it would have to so closely match the conditions here on our Earth. But honestly, do these people think that evolution constricts life to developing only in Earth-like ways? That is what evolution is, the adaptation of a species to an environment. Animal life on another planet could evolve to breath Carbon-Dioxide, or Oxygen, or Nitrogen, or what ever the primary characteristic of their atmosphere is. Botanical Earth life breath Carbon-Dioxide and release O2. Animal Earth life breath O2 and release Carbon-Dioxide. But given the fact that those two are major portions of our atmosphere, its no surprise that they do. But if another planet’s primary atmospheric component happened to be something like N2 (A two nitrogen bond) then any life to develop on that planet would probably breath N2. Of the infinite number of planets, stars, solar systems, and galaxies in this Universe of ours, there is inevitably going to be more species somewhere. Earth, in all it’s wonder, is nothing truly unique. In our solar system, perhaps it is, but in our neighboring solar systems, let alone in our galaxy, there must undeniably be another instance of life. It may have passed its existence in the millennium that passed while the light from their world traversed the depths of space to reach us, but this won’t be the only one we find, and we will find one that is living eventually. Just because we don’t see them in the tiny iota of distance this can see doesn’t mean they don’t exist, and doesn’t mean at all that we should give up on other life. In fact, the absence of life would be all the more reason to step up research in to finding life and research in to space travel.

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Space and Technology

Posted by Zedacon on February 27, 2009

Some of you may have recently have heard about NASA launching a satellite that was intended to monitor CO2 levels in the atmosphere. Well, during the launch process, there was an on-board malfunction that caused the rocket lifting the satellite to crash in the Antarctic. This is another in a long string of failures of NASA technology that continues to raise concerns and lower funding. This is depressing because there is so much to be learned from the depths of the cosmos that we may miss because of the failures of NASA. Recently, though, there has been a small surge in private space research. A few companies are now offering, all though at enormous prices, private space flights for short distances, and other companies are selling functional crafts that can just barely break through the barrier between our world and space. With more people working on these projects, then we may some day see an increase in competition, meaning lower prices and more availability. If we can reach this point, where an at least decently wealthy person can leave Earth for an extended period of time, then we will also see major advancements on the actual process. It would be wonderful if we could finally be able to examine the aspects of an nebula or sit in orbit in a science station around a small star and study it in more detail than ever thought possible. And having access to other planets and asteroids and stars and so much more means nearly limitless development here on Earth. Resources we think are nearly depleted could be lying in amounts hundreds of times greater than ever found here on Earth, with no one to lay claim to them. And of course, we may finally encounter another sentient species. Or not even sentient. Perhaps animal in nature, but still unique entirely. Even finding a brutish animal would lend so much to science. But finding a sentient one? The possible technological advancements could be inconceivable to the current human mind. There is so much to gain from these advancements, that it is almost indescribable in any known language. Maybe the next stimulus package, which there is sure to be, shouldn’t just include a few million for these sciences. Instead of funding social projects that will serve no purpose ultimately with billions, maybe we should contribute to something that has long term capability.
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